1 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:08,208 {\an8}♪♪ 2 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:09,336 Oh, 3 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:10,410 that movie was epic! 4 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:11,605 What did you think, 5 00:00:11,629 --> 00:00:12,746 Charlie? 6 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,156 - I didn't really enjoy it - that much, to be honest. 7 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:15,415 What, really? 8 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:16,993 - Okay, okay, look, - to be completely fair, 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,779 I did really enjoy the scene 10 00:00:18,803 --> 00:00:20,587 when Biblo went rogue 11 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,365 - and he beat that woman - in the head with the hammer. 12 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:24,667 - I thought it was artistically - and like, tastefully done. 13 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:25,736 I thought it was 14 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:26,826 a well-done sequence. 15 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:29,133 - That's funny. That was the part - I really didn't like. 16 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,407 - It was just - too violent. 17 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,409 - I think it's just because - he was a leech. 18 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,310 - Hey, by the way, - you want to get some food? 19 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,036 Yeah, I could eat. 20 00:00:37,937 --> 00:00:39,372 [ Smacks lips ] 21 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:41,885 - Oh, man, I could really go - for some Salty's right now. 22 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:44,187 - Isn't that like, - cheap fast food or something? 23 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:45,688 - Have you really never - been to Salty's? 24 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,189 - Dude, you're gonna - love this place. 25 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,226 - I've been coming here - since I was a homunculus. 26 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,254 [ Mouse squeaks ] 27 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:56,065 - Charlie, this place - doesn't seem very clean, 28 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:57,366 - There's grease - all over the floor. 29 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,169 - Ah, it's just - part of the charm, man. 30 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:01,027 Welcome to Salty's! 31 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:02,589 I'm Simon S. Salty and I 32 00:01:02,613 --> 00:01:04,130 built this very restaurant 33 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,032 with my own two hands! 34 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:07,678 {\an8}And together with 35 00:01:07,702 --> 00:01:09,302 {\an8}my funny mascot friends, 36 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,648 {\an8}we work hard make... to give you 37 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,940 {\an8}the most quality... supreme... 38 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,452 {\an8}to give you that quality 39 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:16,910 {\an8}Salty's experience. 40 00:01:16,976 --> 00:01:18,288 {\an8}Unfortunately, 41 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:19,646 {\an8}the United States FDA... 42 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:20,947 {\an8}[ Mocking] The FDA... 43 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,750 {\an8}has deemed my food a "hazard"... 44 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,151 {\an8}oh, my food... 45 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,397 {\an8}linked to 15 deaths in 46 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,589 {\an8}the past four months alone. 47 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:31,852 Although I am rolling out some 48 00:01:31,876 --> 00:01:34,094 new and improved menu items! 49 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,228 Come on, I'm Italian. 50 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:36,674 {\an8}You can try my new 51 00:01:36,698 --> 00:01:38,098 {\an8}Cucumber Deluxe, 52 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:40,143 {\an8}the Super Green Bowl, 53 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:42,168 {\an8}and my personal favorite, 54 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,003 {\an8}Salty's Sourdough Bread Busts. 55 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,472 {\an8}So come to Salty's 56 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:46,967 {\an8}and get your new and improved 57 00:01:46,991 --> 00:01:48,408 {\an8}menu items todayyyy! 58 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:50,052 - Ugh, I hate when - fast food restaurants 59 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:51,421 - do this - healthy food shit. 60 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:53,589 - First, they took off - a century egg, and now this. 61 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,415 Awesome. 62 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,793 - Oh, it's like - a Chinese egg 63 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:58,636 - that you bury the dirt - and you dig it up 64 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:00,330 - and you eat it after - like, 100 days. 65 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,098 - Um, I actually thought - it was pretty good. 66 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,567 - I liked it. - I happen to like it. 67 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,101 - I actually think - the Cucumber Deluxe 68 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,626 looks scrumptious. 69 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:07,921 You have to get 70 00:02:07,945 --> 00:02:09,195 the Salty Delight burger. 71 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,030 [ Ding! ] 72 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:14,534 [ Ding! Ding! Ding! ] 73 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:17,013 - I'm sorry, I didn't realize - we had customers. 74 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,538 What can I get you? 75 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:21,151 - Yeah, I'll just get two - Salty Delight Burgers, thanks. 76 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:23,320 - Ah, sorry, - unfortunately, as of today, 77 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,422 - we don't sell - the Salty Delight anymore. 78 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:27,858 - I can get you a Salty - Sourdough Bread Bust, though. 79 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,182 What? 80 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:30,693 - Come on, you can't get rid - of Salty Delight. 81 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,329 - Let me talk to - Salty. 82 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:34,031 Oh, Salty is actually taking 83 00:02:34,055 --> 00:02:35,655 his iconic 7:00 P.M. nap. 84 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:37,667 - No, I think I'm going to - speak to him. 85 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,027 Oh, my God! 86 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:46,533 S-Salty's been m-m-murdered! 87 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:48,378 - Operator: 9-1-1, - What's your emergency? 88 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,881 - Yeah, I'm at Salty's Restaurant - on Meat Boulevard. 89 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,015 Simon S. Salty 90 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,072 has been murdered! 91 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,351 Uh, yeah, after 92 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,575 some recent budget cuts, 93 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:56,853 we're no longer in charge 94 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,077 of murder mysteries. 95 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,124 - Another team handles that now. - They'll be on their way shortly. 96 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:03,183 Oh, okay. Thank you. 97 00:03:03,249 --> 00:03:04,884 [ Cellphone buzzes ] 98 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:07,397 - Hey, Charlie, the owner of - the famous Salty's restaurant 99 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,855 was just brutally murdered, 100 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:10,666 - and I need you and Pim - to figure out who did it. 101 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,759 Thank you. Bye. 102 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,227 Uhh. Uh. 103 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:16,238 - It looks like we're technically - in charge of solving this. 104 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:17,908 I guess that means we're 105 00:03:17,932 --> 00:03:19,599 detectives now, Charlie. 106 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,810 - Did you really bring that - with you into the movie theater? 107 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:23,180 - Hmm, - first things first, 108 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:25,189 - how many exits - does this place have, Ketchup? 109 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:26,839 Just the front entrance. 110 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:29,318 - Then that means the killer is - still here in the restaurant. 111 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:32,088 - Ketchup, who else was in - the restaurant when we came in? 112 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,774 Just me, you guys, 113 00:03:33,798 --> 00:03:35,381 and all the other mascots. 114 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:37,283 What other mascots? 115 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,018 [ Thunder rolls ] 116 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,564 Alright, so we have Mustard, 117 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,088 Salt, Pepper, Crazy Cup, 118 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:43,550 the Fun Twins, 119 00:03:43,574 --> 00:03:44,958 and me, Ketchup, hee-hee. 120 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,169 - I think - that's everyone. 121 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:47,638 {\an8}And don't forget 122 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:49,062 {\an8}about me, Grease. 123 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:50,263 {\an8}I could have done it. 124 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:51,475 {\an8}Um... alright, 125 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:52,632 {\an8}well, did you do it? 126 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:53,994 {\an8}I mean, no, 127 00:03:54,018 --> 00:03:55,301 {\an8}but I totally could have. 128 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:56,569 {\an8}Cool, anyways. 129 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:58,615 - {\an8}As much as I love - all you epic mascots, 130 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,384 {\an8}somebody here definitely 131 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,075 {\an8}murdered Simon S. Salty. 132 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:04,521 - We should go around, get - everyone's side of the story, 133 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:05,856 then just see 134 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,146 what sticks out. 135 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,626 - And none of your are leaving - until we solve this! 136 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,951 [ Thunder claps ] 137 00:04:12,051 --> 00:04:14,097 - You didn't need to - raise your voice, man. 138 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:15,455 Alright, Ketchup. 139 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,567 - What was your relationship - like with Salty? 140 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:18,885 Well, lately we have been 141 00:04:18,909 --> 00:04:20,159 having arguments 142 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,805 - about the new - healthy menu. 143 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,728 - I just knew it was going - to cause problems 144 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,665 for the restaurant. 145 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:28,144 - Sounds like you were - quite angry at Salty, then. 146 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,897 Yes, but I would never stab 147 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:31,571 my friend in the back. 148 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:32,805 [ Crying ] 149 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:34,517 He was my damn godfather 150 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,175 to my children. 151 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:40,957 - Oh, don't cry, - Mr. Ketchup. 152 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,259 We'll solve 153 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:43,483 this mystery soon. 154 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,285 Thank you, Pim. 155 00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:46,762 - Alright, I'm not - screwing around here. 156 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:47,964 You two kill Salty, 157 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,188 or what? 158 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,501 - We were spending all day - draining the rotten soda 159 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,584 - from the machine with - our soda-draining device 160 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,438 - and refilling it with - fresh, soapy soda. 161 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:56,590 Yes, it's true. 162 00:04:56,614 --> 00:04:57,697 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 163 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:58,959 You guys spent all day 164 00:04:58,983 --> 00:05:00,166 doing that? 165 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:01,467 Well, not all day. 166 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:02,746 - We did have - a little break 167 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:04,114 to have a little kiss 168 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:05,438 in the closet. 169 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:06,706 [ Giggling ] 170 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,207 [ Kissing ] 171 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,642 Alright. Noted. 172 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:11,620 - That's just straight-up - beautiful, by the way. 173 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,022 - Look, I couldn't have - killed salty. 174 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,191 I spent all day cleaning 175 00:05:14,215 --> 00:05:15,381 a stain off my costume. 176 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:16,576 Pim: Hmm. 177 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,717 A stain of what? 178 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,529 - My own doo-doo feces, - okay? 179 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,265 - For your information, I happen - to have a serious drug problem 180 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:24,801 - which causes me to squirt - out my ass into my costume. 181 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:26,571 - And the worst part of all - is this thing 182 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,438 - takes 20 minutes - to take off. 183 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:29,640 Oh, fair enough. 184 00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:30,797 I'm genuinely sorry. 185 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:33,900 That sounds terrible. 186 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,379 Oh, I wish I could help, 187 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:36,803 but I was in here all day, 188 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:38,648 - just doing - my routine stock check. 189 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:40,450 - Okay, yeah, - that actually checks out. 190 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:41,885 - Oh, alright, - fine! 191 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,819 - You pushed me hard enough, - and now I'm forced to admit it! 192 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,222 Yes, Salty and I were 193 00:05:45,246 --> 00:05:46,646 having a steamy affair. 194 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:47,747 What of it? 195 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,225 - The last time - I saw him, 196 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,826 - I was breaking up with him - in his office 197 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,429 as he was laying down to take 198 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,053 his iconic 7:00 P.M. nap. 199 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:55,382 I just couldn't keep it 200 00:05:55,406 --> 00:05:56,656 going on any longer. 201 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:57,784 He was smothering 202 00:05:57,808 --> 00:05:58,891 me too much. 203 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:00,303 - Alright, - that's a bombshell. 204 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:01,970 - Could you expand - on that a little bit more? 205 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:03,640 - I'd never do anything - to hurt him, 206 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,074 - if that's what - you're getting at. 207 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,576 - Oh, murder is - a terrible thing. 208 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,579 - Just the thought of it makes me - ever so like light-headed! 209 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,604 Ohh! 210 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,266 Can't a poor mustard like me 211 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:14,874 ever have a little fun? 212 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:16,086 - Yeah, - everyone likes fun. 213 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,754 - You like to - have fun, too? 214 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,588 - I mean, you know, - you're asking about me? 215 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:20,590 I mean, yeah, 216 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:21,614 I like fun. Yeah. 217 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:23,426 - Oh, yeah? - [ Laughs ] 218 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:24,684 I already said yes. 219 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,363 - Alright, Charlie, - you all done here? 220 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:28,364 - I think we just have one - last interview left. 221 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,967 Yeah, yeah. 222 00:06:29,991 --> 00:06:31,591 We're all done here. 223 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:33,092 [ Chittering ] 224 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,792 - Uh, we can have fun - on the jungle gym 225 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,605 - after you tell me what - you two were doing 226 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:38,541 - at the time - of the murder. 227 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:40,867 [ Chittering ] 228 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:44,947 - Well, that's - a nice story and all, 229 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:45,982 but it doesn't really 230 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,039 answer my question. 231 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:49,285 - Pim, how did you - understand any of that? 232 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,310 What? Ow! 233 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,645 [ Chittering ] 234 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,313 This is tough. 235 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,924 - I really feel like any of - these rotten mascots 236 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:57,116 could have done it. 237 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:58,528 - What do you think, - Pim? 238 00:06:58,618 --> 00:06:59,763 - I... I don't know. - Sorry. 239 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,430 - I can't even - think properly right now. 240 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:02,632 - My arm is stinging - so bad 241 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,634 - from whatever those - Fun Twins spat on me. 242 00:07:04,757 --> 00:07:06,402 - Oh, it's just a little - bit of playful spit, Pim. 243 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,660 Just having fun. 244 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,538 - Ahh, Salty must have some - kind of cream or ointment 245 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:10,897 around here. 246 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:13,643 - It did seem odd that Mustard - was having an affair with Salty, 247 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,646 - but also that cup thing has got - a bad energy about him, man. 248 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:18,438 Just a bad vibe. 249 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:20,433 Wait a second. 250 00:07:20,457 --> 00:07:22,408 What room is this? 251 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:25,311 S-S-Secret room! 252 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:29,782 Ohh! 253 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:30,850 Greetings. 254 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,161 - Wait, you're - the century egg. 255 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,629 - They took you off - the menu, right? 256 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:35,455 Yes, I was delicious, 257 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:36,916 but the public wasn't ready 258 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:38,357 for it, so I sold terribly, 259 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,469 and Salty took me off 260 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:40,526 his damn menu 261 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:41,928 and locked me away down here. 262 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:43,373 And now you know 263 00:07:43,397 --> 00:07:44,797 my cool fucking back story. 264 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:46,432 That is pretty cool. 265 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:47,911 - Well, look, - Salty was murdered, 266 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,778 - and we're trying to - figure out who did it. 267 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,537 I knew this day would come. 268 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,483 He's made a lot of 269 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:55,374 mascot enemies over the years. 270 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,876 Terrible shame. 271 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,455 - Do you have any information - that might help us out, Mr. Egg? 272 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,641 Ah, yes, well, 273 00:08:00,665 --> 00:08:01,848 funny you say. 274 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:03,810 I do happen to film everything 275 00:08:03,834 --> 00:08:05,718 that happens in Salty's office 276 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,263 - on my secret - security camera. 277 00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:09,699 - But you wouldn't be interested - in anything like that. 278 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,534 - No, no, no, - we definitely are. 279 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:12,792 Bleh. 280 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,321 I can feel the cold hand 281 00:08:14,345 --> 00:08:15,828 of death taking me away. 282 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:17,240 You may have my tape 283 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,631 on the condition 284 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:21,094 you bury me in the beautiful 285 00:08:21,118 --> 00:08:23,536 Chinese Xiang Pine Forest, 286 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:24,904 my hometown. 287 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,733 Oh, yeah, we will definitely go 288 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:28,508 to China to bury you, man. 289 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:29,842 Very well. 290 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:31,204 It's over there, 291 00:08:31,228 --> 00:08:32,545 in that drawer. 292 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:35,348 [ Coughs, groans ] 293 00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:37,149 Thank you, Egg. 294 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:40,896 - Oh, no, no, no. - Not that one. Other drawer. 295 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,388 Oh. I'm sorry. 296 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:44,050 Listen up, everyone. We have it 297 00:08:44,074 --> 00:08:45,658 all right here on tape. 298 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:48,171 Now we can see for ourselves 299 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,663 what actually happened. 300 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,165 Alright. Rewind it. 301 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,314 I knew it! It was Ketchup 302 00:08:57,338 --> 00:08:58,671 the entire time. 303 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:00,406 Oh, fine, it was me. 304 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:02,151 - Charlie, you like - our menu, right? 305 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:03,409 Aren't you sick of seeing 306 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:04,920 - all your favorite - fast food restaurants 307 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:07,090 - becoming healthy - and cleaning up their image? 308 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,708 Fast food should be greasy 309 00:09:08,732 --> 00:09:10,249 and make your heart palpitate! 310 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,829 - Yeah, but I never break - the sixth commandment, dude. 311 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:13,947 Wait a second. 312 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,021 I think there's more. 313 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,768 - What? So Salt and Pepper - did it? 314 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,169 - Fine. Fine! - We did it! 315 00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:21,604 - We drained - all of his blood 316 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,406 because he didn't approve of us 317 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,131 kissing on the job. 318 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,671 - Alright, - I guess that settles it. 319 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:28,061 Wait a second. 320 00:09:28,085 --> 00:09:29,468 I think... it's still going. 321 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,373 Alright. You got me. 322 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,689 - How many fucking people - killed this guy? 323 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,074 We just need to see 324 00:09:41,098 --> 00:09:42,415 who killed him first. 325 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,413 It seemed easier to kill him 326 00:09:46,437 --> 00:09:47,954 than to break his heart. 327 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,032 - Alright, I don't think we're - gonna get any more surprises, 328 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,251 so I guess you 329 00:09:51,275 --> 00:09:52,491 really did do it. 330 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,354 Wait a second, 331 00:09:54,378 --> 00:09:56,162 there's a bit more footage left! 332 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,841 Wait, wait, wait! 333 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,131 Play it from there. 334 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,500 My final burger! 335 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,897 After today, I'm going to 336 00:10:03,921 --> 00:10:06,238 start eating healthy. 337 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:08,741 Oh, my heart! Ohh! 338 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,648 - So I guess that means - they're all innocent. 339 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,722 - Salty technically died - from a heart attack. 340 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:15,157 - I mean, all of these characters - are definitely psychopaths, 341 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,592 - but I guess - none of them killed them. 342 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,794 That means we legally 343 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,018 can all go free. 344 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,186 Yay! 345 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,563 - I don't think - it means that, I'm just... 346 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:24,256 [ Cheering ] 347 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,425 [ Laughing, screaming ] 348 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:28,621 Alright, next time 349 00:10:28,645 --> 00:10:30,796 I'm picking the food. 350 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:35,701 [ Both laugh ] 351 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,037 [ Sirens wail ] 352 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:43,609 {\an8}♪♪ 353 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:49,382 {\an8}♪♪ 354 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,131 - Did we have to come all the way - to China to do this? 355 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,616 It's what the egg wanted, 356 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,057 Alan. 357 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,602 - You know what's - messed up? 358 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:02,212 - He probably tastes even better - right now that he did before. 359 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,773 - Yeah, - what do they taste like? 360 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:05,474 - I've never tried - a century egg before. 361 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,966 Really? 362 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,230 Okay, you have to try it 363 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:11,470 at least once.